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Oct 29Liked by Elizabeth Gomez

I'd like the record to state that I took one look at Ramses' promo shot on the Netflix IG account and literally shared it on my Stories with the following comment: "More toxic than an oil spill". Run away from any man who looks like he knows the original definition of emotional labor, but only uses it to dismiss your concerns about the current definition of emotional labor you are doing.

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I HAVE ANOTHER COMPLAINT NOT REGISTERED IN THIS POST - Talk to me about Hannah and her "bestest friend in the whole world"

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LMAO, I yelled at my TV screen (ok, iPad), “You’ve known her for two hours, what the hell are you talking about???”

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She was CRAZY. I also didn't talk about Ashley covering Tim's mouth? TRY ME WITH THAT.

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INES! YES! Also I fuckin hate his "softness." I love a soft boy, believe me. A man who cries in a movie SMOOCH CHEF KISS, but I do not like a wolf in feminist clothing.

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Did you watch the reunion? I NEED YOUR THOUGHTS.

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nobody asked me but I think Hannah has self-loathing b/c she thought Nick was going to be some hunky football player and she was going to be his normie gf and she was disappointed when Nick wasn't what she had in mind and couldn't admit it b/c *she* was expecting to be the victim of shallowness, not the perpetrator.

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I absolutely agree with this assessment. I also love that the reunion trailer of her telling him to shut up. I'm so pathetic. THEY GOT ME AGAIN.

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It’s kind of amazing she got so many people to defend this man. Like that’s an impressive level of bitchery.

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Did you see how she did it again during the reunion? Literally said that she just is like this vs. why am I like this? HAHAHAHA

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Oct 29Liked by Elizabeth Gomez

We may need an internal publishing schedule lol

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OMG - I literally was thinking this today. Like how do we all help each other out.

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is it time to bring heauxs back ahhah

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Oct 29Liked by Elizabeth Gomez

I'll always say yes to that hahaha

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Oct 31Liked by Elizabeth Gomez

The producers and the editors were such villains this season.

For some break-ups and hard conversations we got interviews and play-by-plays but then others we were dropped into a situation with no context, saw some drama that required context (drunk at a sleep test? how did Ashley find out about Tyler's children?!), and then were quickly cut to another B-role of the Washington Monument with some AI generated soundtrack.

Also, I can never unsee that thong. As if I needed another reason to side-eye (re:really dislike) Ramses...

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Let's also discuss how terrible Nick and Vanessa were! They totally skimmed over the Tyler story and somehow let Hannah continue to behave like an idiot and even if Ramses cut off his braids, he still has the same terrible energy.

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